I arrived home today around 5:30pm. Since then, Lyla, (my 9lb Chihuahua) has been trying to hump my arm...like woah. We're talking do-or-die type shit. She is a hott mess. When she doesn't get her way with me she barks and yips and cries till my ears are ringing. It's awful. Mind you she doesn't do this to Brian, only me. I feel bad about it too since Brian works a few jobs, one shift being 3rd. So typically when he has to work the night, he will go to sleep after dinner for a few hours. I lie, try more like 30 minutes as it takes Lyla a looong while to calm down and give up.
We've been told by our vet that Lyla's horn-dog behavior may or may not cease after she is "fixed." It's most likely a mix of a hankering to get laid and behavioral (dominance) issues.
So either way, I'm screwed. No pun intended.
There is nothing pleasant about being raped by a dog. Trust me. I have the scars to prove it.